teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

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keep me clean
keep me longing
keep the quiet company
wear me out

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I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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when you are the 420th note on a postimage

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What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

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And I wish I could pretend to be
All of the things you think you see in me
But I am not that guy, that guy just left
He had his collar up and there was smoke on his breath

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girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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