Don’t be afraid of a little roleplay. When you’re about to go down on him say, “Tinky Winky wants some tubby custard.” That should spice things up a bit.
microwaves that make you press “time cook” before you can type in how long you wanna heat the food are such bullshit
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are